Hi. This is Chris Pardue, your web admin. Is this an extension of my resume, or a geocities site? It's hard to tell.
Instructions
- SHOP — Visit the online store by clicking SHOP in the top right.
- NAVIGATION — Use keyboard keys 1, 2...7 to navigate the pages. Or just click them above.
- CONTROLS — Adjust speed with the controls above and below the scrolling text window.
- THANKS — Thank you for stopping by, whether it's for one year or one second.